Skyped!

1. Log in to Skype
2. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> Call her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. Call her. NONE --> Purchase credit, call her.
3. Call Philippines. +63 9_7 694 _80_

Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... NO ANSWER.

Call her again... Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot...

She accepts the call!

"Hello?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Hindi ko maintindihan kausap ko! Hello? Hello? Sino ka ba?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

He takes the phone from her!

"Hello? Sino gusto mo makausap?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Korek ka dyan" "Korek ka dyan" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Ay! OK naman kami dito. Ikaw kumusta ka?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Ay computer yang nagsasalita! Nakarecord yan! 3G yan 3G yan! Ipatay niyo ang camera ng cellphone!"

"Naku hindi ko alam kung pano patayin ang camera."

<<>>

SHE

"Hello, sino ka ba? Sino bang gusto mong makausap?"

"Hello, good afternoon po. Pwede po bang makausap si Cherry?"

"OK ako nga ito. Bakit, sino ka ba?"

"Ako lang naman si Rhoda Marie ________ - Sta. _________. Kasama mo ang tatay ko. Kasama mo si Benjamin _________."

SHE gives the phone to HIM, saying: "O, kilala ka! Kilala ka!"

HE

"Hello, sino ito? Sino gusto mo makausap? So JOSEPH ito."

"Daddy, kasama mo pala si Cherry ngayon?!"

"Sinong daddy mo? Sino si Cherry? Walang Cherry dito! Si Joseph ito!"

"Hay naku daddy, kilala ko boses mo. Si Cherry yan ano?!"

"OO." (bulong) "Pero si Joseph ito."

"Hay naku daddy, niloloko mo pa ako, eh siguradong kilala kita! Pina detective ko pa man din itong number na yan tapos d mo alam kung sino ka?"

4. END THE CALL.
5. Happy? YES! --> SMS her! NO! --> SMS her!
6. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> SMS her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. SMS her. NONE --> Purchase credit, SMS her.
7. Go to HISTORY, right click on the record of +63 9_7 694 _80_. SEND SMS.

SMS 1 Sent: Today 12:58 PM Cherry Sent: Today 12:58 PM Hahaha. Buking!!! Buking na buking!!! Recorded on tape! Good evidence in court.

SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:01 PM Umuwi na ba yung anak mong si Hazel? Nasaan na kaya siya? Baka alam ko kung nasaan siya?

SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:24 PM I am intelligent. (Mana ako sa tatay ko) I am the smartest girl ever. No matter how many times you change your number, I will always find you.

ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA...

Revenge is best served COLD.