From +63 9_7 79_5_17
Gd pm! Ngchacharge ang cp ko! Kmsta n jan, ng away c Badong at aswa nya dhl s kwn2 n Joe, n my tmwag at ng tanong cheri b e2?, itigil nuo nyan! Cg pg uwe ko jan pg usapan ntin: NKAHIYA ANG GNAWA NYO
My day has been soooo exciting that I can't help myself from writing another blog, as a continuation to the 'Skyped' story. Sino nga ba si Badong? Sino si Joseph? Sino si Benjamin? Plus... from this text message - sino ba si Joe?
Si Badong ang walang kamatayang alibi ni Benjamin. Ang dahilan ng madalas niyang pag-alis alis ng bahay. Si Badong daw ang bodyguard ni Benjamin. Si Badong, ang kanang-kamay (at baka kaliwang-kamay na din) ni Benjamin. Si Badong ang kasama ni Benjamin sa sabungan.
Si Joseph naman ang sumagot sa Skype call (nung mabuking na anak pala ni Benjamin ang tumatawag sa kanila). Si Joseph ang "the other identity" ni Benjamin. Si Benjamin ay naging si Joseph nung malaman nila na si Rhoda ____una ang kausap nila. Si Cherry naman ang naging asawa ni Badong. Eh di ba si Badong si Benjamin? Hehehe...
Si Benjamin naman ang lover ni Cheri. Si Benjamin ang tatay-tatayan nina Honeylette, Hazel, Marklester (?) etc etc.... (baka marami pa, hindi ko pa nareresearch. teka... to note... iba-iba nga pala ang apelyido ng mga batang ito. Go figure!) Si Benjamin din ang tunay na tatay ni Rhoda, Mark, and Neil. Si Benjamin, ay kasal kay Ely, mula pa nung June 10 1979.
Whether Badong, Joseph, Joe, or Benjamin... whatever!!! LOSER! Liar.
PS. Si JOE nga pala ay na-extra lamang dahil sa txt message kay +63 9_7 79_5_17
Bakit kaya galit na galit si Benjamin kay Ely? Eh hindi naman si Ely ang tumawag kay Cheribitch at kay Badong/Joseph/Benjamin? Bakit hindi nalang si Skype caller ang tawagan at awayin ni Benjamin. Haaaay...
Monday, June 30, 2008
Skyped!
1. Log in to Skype
2. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> Call her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. Call her. NONE --> Purchase credit, call her.
3. Call Philippines. +63 9_7 694 _80_
Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... NO ANSWER.
Call her again... Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot...
She accepts the call!
"Hello?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Hindi ko maintindihan kausap ko! Hello? Hello? Sino ka ba?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
He takes the phone from her!
"Hello? Sino gusto mo makausap?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Korek ka dyan" "Korek ka dyan" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Ay! OK naman kami dito. Ikaw kumusta ka?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Ay computer yang nagsasalita! Nakarecord yan! 3G yan 3G yan! Ipatay niyo ang camera ng cellphone!"
"Naku hindi ko alam kung pano patayin ang camera."
<<>>
SHE
"Hello, sino ka ba? Sino bang gusto mong makausap?"
"Hello, good afternoon po. Pwede po bang makausap si Cherry?"
"OK ako nga ito. Bakit, sino ka ba?"
"Ako lang naman si Rhoda Marie ________ - Sta. _________. Kasama mo ang tatay ko. Kasama mo si Benjamin _________."
SHE gives the phone to HIM, saying: "O, kilala ka! Kilala ka!"
HE
"Hello, sino ito? Sino gusto mo makausap? So JOSEPH ito."
"Daddy, kasama mo pala si Cherry ngayon?!"
"Sinong daddy mo? Sino si Cherry? Walang Cherry dito! Si Joseph ito!"
"Hay naku daddy, kilala ko boses mo. Si Cherry yan ano?!"
"OO." (bulong) "Pero si Joseph ito."
"Hay naku daddy, niloloko mo pa ako, eh siguradong kilala kita! Pina detective ko pa man din itong number na yan tapos d mo alam kung sino ka?"
4. END THE CALL.
5. Happy? YES! --> SMS her! NO! --> SMS her!
6. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> SMS her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. SMS her. NONE --> Purchase credit, SMS her.
7. Go to HISTORY, right click on the record of +63 9_7 694 _80_. SEND SMS.
SMS 1 Sent: Today 12:58 PM Cherry Sent: Today 12:58 PM Hahaha. Buking!!! Buking na buking!!! Recorded on tape! Good evidence in court.
SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:01 PM Umuwi na ba yung anak mong si Hazel? Nasaan na kaya siya? Baka alam ko kung nasaan siya?
SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:24 PM I am intelligent. (Mana ako sa tatay ko) I am the smartest girl ever. No matter how many times you change your number, I will always find you.
ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA...
Revenge is best served COLD.
2. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> Call her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. Call her. NONE --> Purchase credit, call her.
3. Call Philippines. +63 9_7 694 _80_
Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... NO ANSWER.
Call her again... Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot...
She accepts the call!
"Hello?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Hindi ko maintindihan kausap ko! Hello? Hello? Sino ka ba?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
He takes the phone from her!
"Hello? Sino gusto mo makausap?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Korek ka dyan" "Korek ka dyan" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Ay! OK naman kami dito. Ikaw kumusta ka?"
==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."
"Ay computer yang nagsasalita! Nakarecord yan! 3G yan 3G yan! Ipatay niyo ang camera ng cellphone!"
"Naku hindi ko alam kung pano patayin ang camera."
<<>>
SHE
"Hello, sino ka ba? Sino bang gusto mong makausap?"
"Hello, good afternoon po. Pwede po bang makausap si Cherry?"
"OK ako nga ito. Bakit, sino ka ba?"
"Ako lang naman si Rhoda Marie ________ - Sta. _________. Kasama mo ang tatay ko. Kasama mo si Benjamin _________."
SHE gives the phone to HIM, saying: "O, kilala ka! Kilala ka!"
HE
"Hello, sino ito? Sino gusto mo makausap? So JOSEPH ito."
"Daddy, kasama mo pala si Cherry ngayon?!"
"Sinong daddy mo? Sino si Cherry? Walang Cherry dito! Si Joseph ito!"
"Hay naku daddy, kilala ko boses mo. Si Cherry yan ano?!"
"OO." (bulong) "Pero si Joseph ito."
"Hay naku daddy, niloloko mo pa ako, eh siguradong kilala kita! Pina detective ko pa man din itong number na yan tapos d mo alam kung sino ka?"
4. END THE CALL.
5. Happy? YES! --> SMS her! NO! --> SMS her!
6. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> SMS her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. SMS her. NONE --> Purchase credit, SMS her.
7. Go to HISTORY, right click on the record of +63 9_7 694 _80_. SEND SMS.
SMS 1 Sent: Today 12:58 PM Cherry Sent: Today 12:58 PM Hahaha. Buking!!! Buking na buking!!! Recorded on tape! Good evidence in court.
SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:01 PM Umuwi na ba yung anak mong si Hazel? Nasaan na kaya siya? Baka alam ko kung nasaan siya?
SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:24 PM I am intelligent. (Mana ako sa tatay ko) I am the smartest girl ever. No matter how many times you change your number, I will always find you.
ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA...
Revenge is best served COLD.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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