Badong = Joseph = Benjamin = Joe?

From +63 9_7 79_5_17

Gd pm! Ngchacharge ang cp ko! Kmsta n jan, ng away c Badong at aswa nya dhl s kwn2 n Joe, n my tmwag at ng tanong cheri b e2?, itigil nuo nyan! Cg pg uwe ko jan pg usapan ntin: NKAHIYA ANG GNAWA NYO

My day has been soooo exciting that I can't help myself from writing another blog, as a continuation to the 'Skyped' story. Sino nga ba si Badong? Sino si Joseph? Sino si Benjamin? Plus... from this text message - sino ba si Joe?

Si Badong ang walang kamatayang alibi ni Benjamin. Ang dahilan ng madalas niyang pag-alis alis ng bahay. Si Badong daw ang bodyguard ni Benjamin. Si Badong, ang kanang-kamay (at baka kaliwang-kamay na din) ni Benjamin. Si Badong ang kasama ni Benjamin sa sabungan.

Si Joseph naman ang sumagot sa Skype call (nung mabuking na anak pala ni Benjamin ang tumatawag sa kanila). Si Joseph ang "the other identity" ni Benjamin. Si Benjamin ay naging si Joseph nung malaman nila na si Rhoda ____una ang kausap nila. Si Cherry naman ang naging asawa ni Badong. Eh di ba si Badong si Benjamin? Hehehe...

Si Benjamin naman ang lover ni Cheri. Si Benjamin ang tatay-tatayan nina Honeylette, Hazel, Marklester (?) etc etc.... (baka marami pa, hindi ko pa nareresearch. teka... to note... iba-iba nga pala ang apelyido ng mga batang ito. Go figure!) Si Benjamin din ang tunay na tatay ni Rhoda, Mark, and Neil. Si Benjamin, ay kasal kay Ely, mula pa nung June 10 1979.

Whether Badong, Joseph, Joe, or Benjamin... whatever!!! LOSER! Liar.

PS. Si JOE nga pala ay na-extra lamang dahil sa txt message kay +63 9_7 79_5_17

Bakit kaya galit na galit si Benjamin kay Ely? Eh hindi naman si Ely ang tumawag kay Cheribitch at kay Badong/Joseph/Benjamin? Bakit hindi nalang si Skype caller ang tawagan at awayin ni Benjamin. Haaaay...

Skyped!

1. Log in to Skype
2. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> Call her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. Call her. NONE --> Purchase credit, call her.
3. Call Philippines. +63 9_7 694 _80_

Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... NO ANSWER.

Call her again... Toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot... toot toot...

She accepts the call!

"Hello?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Hindi ko maintindihan kausap ko! Hello? Hello? Sino ka ba?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

He takes the phone from her!

"Hello? Sino gusto mo makausap?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Hello... OK ka lang?" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Ang cute cute mo talaga" "Korek ka dyan" "Korek ka dyan" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Hanep! Astig ng dating mo pare!!" "Ganun" "Ganun" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Ay! OK naman kami dito. Ikaw kumusta ka?"

==Yahoo! Audibles: "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Hmmm... Teka muna" "Sori, strik ang parents ko." "Sori, strik ang parents ko."

"Ay computer yang nagsasalita! Nakarecord yan! 3G yan 3G yan! Ipatay niyo ang camera ng cellphone!"

"Naku hindi ko alam kung pano patayin ang camera."

<<>>

SHE

"Hello, sino ka ba? Sino bang gusto mong makausap?"

"Hello, good afternoon po. Pwede po bang makausap si Cherry?"

"OK ako nga ito. Bakit, sino ka ba?"

"Ako lang naman si Rhoda Marie ________ - Sta. _________. Kasama mo ang tatay ko. Kasama mo si Benjamin _________."

SHE gives the phone to HIM, saying: "O, kilala ka! Kilala ka!"

HE

"Hello, sino ito? Sino gusto mo makausap? So JOSEPH ito."

"Daddy, kasama mo pala si Cherry ngayon?!"

"Sinong daddy mo? Sino si Cherry? Walang Cherry dito! Si Joseph ito!"

"Hay naku daddy, kilala ko boses mo. Si Cherry yan ano?!"

"OO." (bulong) "Pero si Joseph ito."

"Hay naku daddy, niloloko mo pa ako, eh siguradong kilala kita! Pina detective ko pa man din itong number na yan tapos d mo alam kung sino ka?"

4. END THE CALL.
5. Happy? YES! --> SMS her! NO! --> SMS her!
6. Check your available credit. Do you have any left at all? YES --> SMS her. MAYBE --? Try to check again. SMS her. NONE --> Purchase credit, SMS her.
7. Go to HISTORY, right click on the record of +63 9_7 694 _80_. SEND SMS.

SMS 1 Sent: Today 12:58 PM Cherry Sent: Today 12:58 PM Hahaha. Buking!!! Buking na buking!!! Recorded on tape! Good evidence in court.

SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:01 PM Umuwi na ba yung anak mong si Hazel? Nasaan na kaya siya? Baka alam ko kung nasaan siya?

SMS 1 Sent: Today 1:24 PM I am intelligent. (Mana ako sa tatay ko) I am the smartest girl ever. No matter how many times you change your number, I will always find you.

ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA...

Revenge is best served COLD.

the WORST Victory Liner trip ever

So I thought that our trip to Baguio will change

Cavite Calvary

A few minutes from now I will be preparing myself for another journey to the remote Cavite City. (Grrrr!) The commute is an ordeal because of the pollution and the hot temperature, not to mention the uncomfortable baby buses that we have to get on. And when we get to dear Cavite... I will again be deprived of cool air and the freedom to move around the house as I please. I am not being plastic naman with my PILs, but then of course you have to make "pakikisama" out of respect for the old folks. Besides, it is their anniversary today, so I give this day to them. (I hope my cough doesn't worsen as I get out of the house again.)

To make up for the half a day of disgust -- yipee -- we are going to Baguio! Yessss... the City of Pines... the Summer Capital of the Philippines... my "motherland"... my Home Sweet Home.

"Time is Precious."

Lazy Friday... continued...

So there it is now, and mukhang galit na nga sa akin si Engel. Sorry na! Hindi na mauulit. Kaya nga Engel eh.

Anyway, still a saving grace that I did not push through with the ToK.

Okay... Word of the Week is ToK as in Transfer of Knowledge. It may not be only for the Week but for the rest of my life spent with this company. ToK's are good, and very educational, for as long as the person giving the ToK is as eager to teach as the one who learns. How can you even be attentive to a powerpoint presentation that has nothing but words?! **Okay Rhoda, enough. =) **

Saving grace because today is a Friday, and it's just... Nobody really ever works on a Friday! (At least that is something I learned from my good old American bosses from Tele*ech. I am so looking forward to tomorrow! (Not about going to my PILs but about going to Baguio.) It's been a while since I went home to my dear "motherland." And always when I go there, I feel happy that I am spending time with family, having my beautification sessions with the ever loyal Gerald, and... last but not the least... feeling cool with the temperature.

Anniversary (kuno) na naman pala ng aking mudra at pudra. Showbiz na naman ito. It's so hard to pretend that you are greeting them well when you know for a fact that you are also just making a fool of yourself. I actually stopped giving them gifts and greetings three years ago. I wouldn't even remember their anniversary anymore if this month weren't eventful. My PIL's anniversary is also happening the same month, along with the birthdays of some very important people in my life.

**Happy Birthday Greetings: Ate LecLec, Mackee Malvar, Marcus Valencia, Ange** [Sorry kung may nakalimutan. Tao lang po!]

Okay... so stopped giving them gifts because I couldn't find the essence of it. Why are they still together?! Haaay... Maybe I will only understand when it happens to me. (Well I hope it doesn't, or else...!) I guess that is really true love then. My mudra is loving my pudra for what he is. (Naaalala ko tuloy yung sinabi din ni Cheribitch Marinas.) My husband and I are both loving each for what we are too! Love should not have any boundaries, but what about patience?

Lazy Friday

Lazy Indeed... As I slept at around 2am already and woke up at 5am, I feel so tired, so clueless about what I should actually be doing to make my Friday more productive.

Haaay... Saved by "Skypee" nga ba ako o naging victim ni JTL. Nagpuyat ako JLo! Puyat na puyat, at nataranta sa kakagawa nitong I*X Presentation na ito tapos hindi lang din pala matutuloy. Haaay. On the other hand... cge... this gives me more time to improve my work. OK na din kasi nakakausap ko ngayon ang aking long lost friend na si Engeline R. Engel nalang para mas maikli... at mas tunog mabait, kasi hindi siya mabait! Lukaret siyang tulad ko, at nahahawa din sa mapanglait na si Reuel E. **Real-time update: The Engel is now telling me not to blog about what we have been talking about. And I don't answer! Does slience mean Yes or No? =D Hmmm... O cge, pagbibigyan kita. Hindi ko sasabihin na may date ka ngayon. **

...to be continued... papakita ko sa kanya partial result ng blog ko... wehehe...

Day 3

Overwhelming is the best word to describe my third day with my new company. ( http://www.consiliuminc.com ) I guess I just can't get over the "joblessness" that I enjoyed for more than a month. I don't know where to start with my work! There is so much to learn, yet I feel there is very little time for me to cope with the expectations set by everyone. I don't think my "last-minute-of-the-rush-hour" work attitude will serve me well here. Argh! What have I gotten myself into this time?!

Today is also Ed's third day of work for the month of June as IT Manager for Top Ideas Food Corp. Food Food Food. Ayaw akong lubayan ng food! Pati company na pinasukan niya eh food business pa rin. I remember the last time we ate at Tempura - I so enjoyed the food (crunchy maki) but hated the customer service (this was in Mall of Asia by the way). The crew huddled in a corner near the kitchen, not minding the customers who were needing their services.

I hope my day goes well today. And I pray that my cough and colds would leave me! (Hindi tuloy ako makapagpa checkup sa doc! Baka sabihin may TB ako pag nakita ng mga Singaporean ang xray ko).

"It is NOT always about the MONEY. THINK again!"